The Humming Beards

The Humming Beards

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The Humming Beards is close harmony barbershop quintet around alto-sopraan Johnny Messmayer. This non-existing band was formed in 1984 in a small suburb of a suburb of New Jersey. Their mission: putting the style back into the barbershop culture. They failed. But they failed with a grandeur rarely seen in the barbershop scene. The Humming Beards were forced to stop when Messmayer was fataly wounded after falling on a pair of scissors.

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